This wasnt gonna be a list but it turned into one LOL. My ideas! Enjoy:

1) Change the locks mate while she is out, chuck all her shit out.
2) Start randomly stealing her shit.
3) Set a trap for the mouse.
4) Call the 50 as you'll need the crime num. for insurance.
5) Call the LandLord and tell him about the skank and hope he understands and chucks the whore out for bringing in strays from the road.
6) Beat the shit out of him.
7) Beat the shit out of her.
8) Get a lock for your door.
9) Get a nervous twitch and start pretending to "lose it". Act funny around shiny, sharp objects and listen to the sounds of screaming animals at night. She will soon leave.
10) Butter the floor in the kitchen, by the door or wherever there is a non carpeted floor area. Awesome times.
11) Scratch the walls and her door at night. Sometimes play with the handle.
12) Move Out.


Well theres just some ideas for you :D Hope one or maybe several of them help <3

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