Hollis' I39 Awards
I39 LAN Awards
To keep it short and simple, i39 AMAZING, and as we all sit here wondering how long it will take damage to conquer his dire internet skills to post his write up I think it’s fairly safe to say it’s time for some awards for the most stupid, and incredible and the incredibly stupid things at Lan
Awards
Worst Haircut – Damage
Sorry mate but your now officially a lesbian
Loudest Snore – Foolio
Foghornio, Jesus fucking Christ
Most Annoying Catchphrase – Converse
Gas meight? Or in fact anything with meight on the end!
Keenest 2v2 player ever – Converse
This man just couldn’t get enough, played 2 hours death match as warm up!
Chat Roulette Hero – Gimp
Tits or GTFO?
Chat Roulette Assistant – Vib
Always on hand to skip through the cock
Biggest Dane at LAN – Rass
Massive....
Best looking Girl – Crimson
Don’t get into Rasta. With that bad of a shot without being that attractive!
Worst Drink pourer – Charlotte
When blanks gave Charlotte the vodka bottle...he regretted it nearly instantly
Most Embarrassing picture – There’s plenty.....
Best CAR JOUNREY EVER – Blanks
Mate I don’t think I’ve giggled that much in a car EVER
LAN Legend – Blanks
Mate you literally helped me out of almost ever pickle I Had, Much love really big help!
Biggest Thief – Charlotte
How you managed to keep that jacket...no idea
Biggest ginger – benJ
I just wanted to insult you ben
Most Entertaining Fight with tent – Blanks
Pop up tents can be a bitch, but blanks entertained me, benj and AZ for a good twenty minutes with this fight
Biggest Twat of LAN – Foolio
Damage Edit: He knows what he did :)
Biggest Mistake – Putting Rass and Foolio in the same bed
Titanic meets monster trucks
Best Quote – Warclown
Warclown – “How old are you Adam?”
Damage – “27”
Warclown “Wow, You could be my grandad” – Genius
Grandad of LAN – Damage
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 supasexy... | Lol am sorry i missed this one tbh, but i had personal life problems to deal with that came first even though Gimp offered to pay for my spec ticket. Love you babe <3 But just lol at all off those :P haha See you all at I40 guys <3 love you all long time Sheepy xxx | |||
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 twst | lol sounds good, and how can damages hair be that bad? on his wage he should be able to afford a decent do! | |||
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| Blanks | They need to make pop down tents!!! | |||
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| p4ul | Grandad @ Lan would be me now :S im 33. | |||
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| p4ul | As allways Damage perched at the Bar | |||
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| TsuNami | Closest near-miss on the motorway Mercy, Rass (clio) TsuNami, Eagle, Bash, Fudzx (Laguna) We nearly stacked it ^^ | |||
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| baron | Like Ellie, I too had personal problems and bloody pissed I missed it! Will definetly be there for 40! Competing obviously on behalf of Dignitas :D | |||
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| Blanks | I have your hoody at my house... | |||
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| foolio | According to Wizzo "NOTHING HAPPENNED". ;) | |||
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| foolio | That cueball looking motherfucker was a really nice guy after that aswell. I WONDER WHY. | |||
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| CupCake | Hollis, the photo that goes with the best quote will be up as soon as I can be bothered =P. And just to clarify, I gave the jacket back. | |||
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| Holl1s | THIEF | |||
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| Vibralux | She did give it back, but not to the right person.... | |||
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| Holl1s | lmao | |||
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| Morg | Classic | |||
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| CupCake | You said give it to you so you could give it to him!! | |||
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| Vibralux | did I? :P haha yeh, hell get it back soon. | |||
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| Mercy | hahahaha Tsunami, we almost stacked the motorway completly that was awesome | |||
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| twst | ok either you (damage) look horrendously stoned in that pic or do you always look like that? and fml you beat my hair hands down allthough before i got it cut i think i win behold one scary photo yess with the james may hair and flat cap! and lol mercy trying to kill our rass! | |||
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